Saturday, March 19, 2011

Getting back

 I've got an idea.

1) Knock this fucker out by surprise without him or anyone else knowing it was you. Sneak up on him with a blunt object or something. Once you've got his ass out cold, the rest is relatively simple.
2) Drag him to a location where you will not be interrupted for about 5 minutes
3) insert a length of PVC pipe into his rectum. You will need some sort of lubricant.
4) insert a length of barbed wire through the PVC, or if barbed wire is unavailable then use whatever amount of broken glass chunks you feel is appropriate.
5) Quickly remove the PVC pipe so that the barbed wire or glass remains in his rectum
6) Snip off the end of the barbed wire if that's what you used


  1. This is a very good idea. You should totally do it.

  2. haha this is definitely something to write down if i should ever get an arch nemesis :) did you come up it with it yourself?