I used to do internet tech support for Comcast. Some stupid people think their computer problems are internet problems cause their computer is the internet!

Anyway one customer was unable to turn her computer on. She said she was pressing the on button. Even after she verified that the computer was plugged in. Then somewhere while talking, she said she was stepping on the button...........she put the mouse on the floor and was trying to operate it like an old time sewing machine cause technology has only come thus far.